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Top Ten Ways To Annoy Matt

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Top Ten Ways To Annoy Matt

10: While he’s sleeping, drag him outside.
9: Hide his gameboy.
8: Dump water on him and his prescious gameboy while he's playing it.
7: Dress Mello up as a sexy pikachu and make him dance around his room.
6: Continuously make loud screeching noises while he’s on intense missions on whatever game he’s playing at the time.
5: Every time he lights a cigarette, grab it and throw it away.
4: Steal his cigarettes and hide them.
3: When he’s about to beat a game, grab his gameboy and throw it out the window.
2: Delete saved files for his video games.
1: Grab him and scream, “I’VE GOT MAIL!”
^_^ Someone attacked me since I didn't make Matty one!!! Sorry Matty.
So upon her request, I made it. Enjoy!
X3

Number 10 only makes sense written btw, for any of you who actually think Matt's real name is pronounced like
MALE.
It's actually pronounced; MILE.
Yeah.. just so ya know.. >_>
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XD I want to use this but I cant